Hover your mouse over the image to reveal details, including Ronald Reagan, Nathan Hale, a non-Christian immigrant (now seeing the light), a smug college professor holding Darwin's Origin of Species, Satan, and that most pernicious of Supreme Court decisions, Martin vs. Hunter's Lessee (1816).
What's not clear from the painting is whether Jesus is holding a copy of the Constitution that includes the 14th Amendment, or whether his version maintains that whole "three-fifths of a person" bit from Article I.
Of course the internet loves to eat itself, so now there's an alternate version of the painting with alternative captions.
Truly the backbone of America.
The government pays him not to grow stuff. Is against government handouts.
[via Andrew Sullivan]