Friday, October 28, 2005

'05 Annual Performance Review: Albert Einstein

That's '05 as in 1905, of course.
This is a patent office, Albert. Your job is to transform written patent applications into clear and precise language, and to study applications and pick out the new ideas of an invention. These are the priorities. Where does it say that your priorities are rewriting the rules of the Universe, unifying space and time, unifying radiation and matter, or demonstrating the existence of atoms?

Brought to you by Peter Norvig, he of the Gettysburg Address PowerPoint Presentation fame.

1 comment:

adam said...

my reviews are never that bad or good.