Wait -- free ice? I accept!

I guess the economy really is improving. Today is the first day in years that I got to my office and found an email from a headhunter asking me to submit my resume. Well.... ok, it got sent to all federal employees. Even though it says that families and children cannot accompany the employee on the assignment, it says right here in black and white that ice is provided. Along with the food and water. And I don't even have to share a bedroom!