Q: Hey! I want to clear $100K for a 2-day work week! How can I get in on the action?
A: Wear a dirty diaper on your head.
A profile of The Great Zucchini. Read to the end for the more sordid aspects of Z's life.
[Note to spouse: honey... I think you were a little hasty to abandon the birthday party circuit. One bad dinosaur imitation does not make or break a career.]