Monday, January 23, 2006

A-List Entertainer to the Children of Power Brokers

Q: Hey! I want to clear $100K for a 2-day work week! How can I get in on the action?

A: Wear a dirty diaper on your head.

A profile of The Great Zucchini. Read to the end for the more sordid aspects of Z's life.

[Note to spouse: honey... I think you were a little hasty to abandon the birthday party circuit. One bad dinosaur imitation does not make or break a career.]

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